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Hellsing Ultimate Recap for Nyx
Jan. 29th, 2025 09:04 pmJust to remind of what we've watched so far.
Episode 1
Episode 1
- Flashback of baby Integra finding Alucard after her jackass uncle Richard lived up to his name and tried to murder her to get her inheritance. She shoots the guy and Alucard swears himself to her.
- In present day, Integra sends Alucard to investigate a vampire who's turning people into ghouls. Ghouls are what happens when a non-virgin is bitten, so he's been fucking whoever he has to in order to make sure they go ghoul and is currently threatening a big-tittied policewoman named Seras Victoria. Alucard wanders up, shoots him through her, then takes pity on her and turns her for reasons only he knows.
- Alucard trains her how to shoot things from an insane distance when they go after more vampires.
- Integra is concerned about the number of vampire incidents and sends them to investigate another one, but by the time they arrive everyone is either dead or a ghoul. Seras gots into a blood fugue and crazily murders a ton of the ghouls, but before she can start drinking blood out of instinct, she gets shanked by a mystery blade!
- Enter Alexander Anderson. His name is Alexander Anderson. And he likes killing things because it's fun. So just you pray... Sorry, couldn't resist, that song is ingrained in my head by now and I've only heard it three times.
- Alexander Anderson shows himself impossible to kill with bullets, not that it stops Alucard from trying. Meanwhile Alexander rips off his head and assumes that's enough to kill him. While he goes after Seras, Alucard's voice tries to convince her to drink his blood, but first Alexander and then Integra hit the scene. While Alexander murders Integra's guards and threatens him, he brags about killing Alucard... and Integra grins nastily at him, knowing Alucard's regeneration ability.
- Boom! Suddenly, Alucard is coming back! With bats! Reforming right in front of this fucker who dares to try to step on his people.
- Alexander's just like "well I wasn't prepared for this, bye now", and flees.
- Alucard scolds Seras, then decides it's probably fine to have a vampire who's "scared to walk at night". Integra asks him why the fuck he even turned her, but he just says it was for entertainment in a questioning manner, then says no, maybe it's just that she's rubbed off on him after so long. Seras tries to get him to use her name but he refuses, saying "Police Girl" is good enough for a coward like her.
- Integra muses that it's the "No Life King's sentimentality".
- The Major makes a very brief cameo music on the fact that it's time for WAR. WAR! Huh! Good god y'all! What is it goooood for?!
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
